February 2012
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i should not be able to have a credit card when i’m feeling whimsical
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January 2012
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Watch
ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, directed by Michel Gondry (2004)
‘Am I ugly ?’
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wow okay and since when are coldplay tickets 90 dollars
does the universe want me to ever be happy
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You Want a Physicist to Speak at Your Funeral
thereisafish:
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know...
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i’m fucking hilarious
and sexy
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okay I’m back a day early w/e w/e
I don’t know how I stayed away this long even
going on a hiatus for midterms
yayayayayya
i’ll be back by Jan 31!!!!
sourcechelseawoosh:
wtf what do 3/4 of my followers do because they sure don’t reblog or like my posts
seriously what do you guys do
are you waiting for something
what are you waiting for
Watchfymoviescenes:
WAYNE’S WORLD, directed by Penelope Spheeris (1992)
legendary
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mourinhoism:
ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
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“There’s nothing to mourn about death any more than there is to mourn about...”
– Charles Bukowski
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clavid:
you may think its funny to make fun of my friends but one day youre gonna come home from school and the house is going to smell so good and you’re going to go hey mom whats cooking and your moms going to turn around and its going to be me in a mom wig and im going to say “YOUR DOG” and open the oven and theres your dog cooking up
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waywardharvelle:
psychedelichorseshit:
Scientists have confirmed that they are definitely scientists
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Me: Am I free to assemble a protest of peaceful peers?
Government: Only with a permit.
Me: Am I free to travel?
Government: Only with a passport.
Me: Am I free to pursue my own ideas of happiness?
Government: Only within these constraints.
Me: Am I free to start a business?
Government: Only with a license.
Me: Am I free to marry who I wish?
Government: Only with my consent.
Me: Am I free?
Government: I'm legally obligated to say that you are.
Government: Stop asking so many questions.
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Watchmunkyslutt:
exorpissed:
This is amazing fuck I can’t stop laughing
Omg this is so funny and how beautiful is he
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thefr0ntbottoms replied to your post: well i’m sad young the giant playing terminal 5…
I FEEL YOUR PAIN :c Except all of the shows I’m trying to get into are One Direction. On the same tour. 3 different dates and locations. I just love Harry and Louis and Liam and Niall and Zayn and bye.
it is honestly the worst and i want to die
please never play midnight city around me because i will most definitely break out into uninhibited dance
the depressing moment when I realize I’ll probably never be able to see radiohead live in concert
well i’m sad
young the giant playing terminal 5 in march? sold out
the kooks with foster the people playing central park in may? resellers making the prices impossible
m83 is playing terminal 5 in may? tickets aren’t showing up on ticketmaster
WHY
god
those concerts would be so good
if i had all the money in the world i would either spend all my money on tickets or even...
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I just want a friend who will go with me to barnes and noble and we’ll each pick up a stack of books we don’t intend on buying and we’ll go buy coffee and be able to sit there in comfortable mutual silence, just reading and perfectly content.
