was tim burton bullied by colours or something as a child
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
I MEANT LADDER.
everyone on tumblr is so in touch with their emotions
it would take, like, doctor who being cancelled for me to legitimately cry
i hate feeling like i’m never going to succeed and it makes completing my responsibilities that much harder
stephen colbert: so you think that we might have a santorum running for president of the united states for the republican party?
mark mckinnon: it’s a very strong possibility
colbert: that’s!….. fun.
please, abraham, I am not that man
- Sabrina and I met Charlie Brand yesterday (okay no one probably knows who that is— just go look up the band Miniature Tigers please) and holy crap
- don’t know how
- to socially
- and man I will constantly be reliving the awkwardness of it
- but I don’t even care because I met charlie
- and he’s adorable
- and I want his children
- *someone unfollows me*
- me: if you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best
- me: bitch
i really need to learn to stop talking once in a while and learn social boundaries