My name is Ashley. I like you.
there is an unidentified flying bug in my room
i repeat there is an unidentified insect— like some prehistoric shit, i’m pretty sure— in my room that jumped out at me right as i got out of the shower in my towel
THERE HAS TO BE SOME BUG CODE OF LAWS AGAINST THIS YOU CAN’T JUST AMBUSH THE HUMAN AT ITS MOST VULNERABLE
× August 09, 2012